A saying by me:

"What does it mean when you watch your muse jump out a window when you ask for ideas?"

"Your an asshole?"

"Oh."

Proof, that stuff is awesome.

LOL, science is AWESOME!

So I am siting at home, watching TV, when this program called NextWorld.  It is one of those "here are all the things that we think will change the world, but they really won't for hundreds of years, if ever," shows.  Still pretty interesting though.  Anyway, one of the individuals they are interviewing stated, and I quote, "Imagine taking a pill every day, maybe not even that often, to prevent the diseases of age."

He was talking about the "Kill Switch" idea, stating that our genes actually tell us when to start to die.  Anyway, if you want to know more, just watch the show, but I just find it funny, whether he was joking or not, that there are, in fact, people that believe aging IS a disease.  So all you super models, FEAR NOT! The cure for your face is on the way!

PS, according to these scientists, Red Wine will make you live longer, so... DRINK MORE!

Recipe for writing a novel.

1 cup of music;

2 tons of meat and flesh, congealed into the form of humans;

10 pounds of brain matter, tenderized;

1 car load of night time;

a full moon;

an bakers dozen of sleep depravation;

1 laptop;

a "fire hazard" worth of candles;

and sode-pop;

Insert the two tons of human flesh blobs into the the music, mixed with the bakers dozen of sleep depravation and the full moon.  Bake for 2 to 3 hours, then insert candles, laptop, and a night I won't soon forget (not in a sexual way but an awesome, 'OMG!' kind of way.)

Result; Awesome.

For once, in a very, very, VERY, long time, I am happy again.  But, always is it tainted with what I am, who I am, and what I have done.