Friday, September 5, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Want to know what it feels like to get a work of fiction published?

Writing the book is easy, ya, but getting it out on the shelf is as painful as attaching a Guinea Pig directly to your scrotum, then force feeding it bananas laced with PCP, mixed with the pure distilled essence of evil and hate of a wolverine in heat, then subjecting the Guinea Pig to a strip-dance given by a shaved monkey that was crossbred with the fruit of the ugly tree.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

More Violent Quotes!

"Well, if you eat 1000 calories of Jesus, I expect you would be, in fact, violently ill" -Spaghetti Monster.

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Babies first blog.

"mm,,,,,,         nnnnnm                                nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn  n              -nnnnnnnnnnnn     n nnnnnnnnnhn                i love mmommy ,,," -tanbbny

More Quote.

"Your face is Sucky!" - E. Peterson.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Quote From That 70 Show

"You are never to old to burn to death in a fire." -Red

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My Favorite Part About Cats.

I just had a thought. I normally hate cats, but I just realized that I like them for one reason. I like petting them, but the best part is their tail. If they don't have a tail, I don't care.

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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Spore Creatures.

I just thought I would let the world see the Spore's I have created.


Yet another quote!

"I am the Gay Jesus."-T. T. Davidson.